Give people a second chance, but not a third.  9/13/2007 05:17

My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way. [Henny Youngman]  9/12/2007 09:49

Help keep the kitchen clean... Eat out.  9/12/2007 04:13

Drive carefully! Remember, it's not only a car that can be recalled by it's maker.  9/11/2007 21:12

The kids drive me crazy. I drive them everywhere.  9/11/2007 04:11

There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.  9/10/2007 10:30

A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.  9/9/2007 22:12

Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.  9/9/2007 09:56

It's okay to fail... but it's not okay to give up.  9/8/2007 05:13

The only disability in life is a bad attitude. [Scott Hamilton]  9/7/2007 18:06