Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not.  9/1/2007 08:07

Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?  8/31/2007 11:20

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?  8/31/2007 01:09

I work for money. If you want loyalty, hire a dog.  By Arvind - 8/30/2007 05:42

A happy memory is a hiding place for "unforgotten treasures."  By Sandy D. - 8/30/2007 02:25

A compliment is a statement of an agreeable truth; flattery is the statement of an agreeable untruth. [Sir John A. MacDonald]  8/30/2007 10:58

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.  8/30/2007 01:36

Looking inside your eyes makes the vision of my future clear by your side.  8/29/2007 04:15

Being born is like being kidnapped, and then sold into slavery.  By Sandy D. - 8/29/2007 02:51

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.  8/29/2007 01:50