What is a Free gift? Aren't all gifts Free?  8/19/2007 09:59

Why are hurricanes named after women? Because they arrive wet and wild, then leave with your house and car.  8/19/2007 03:48

A bend in the road is not the end of the road unless you fail to make the turn.  8/18/2007 01:44

When I'm in my right mind, my left mind gets crowded.  8/17/2007 20:31

Who ever said anything was possible, obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.  8/17/2007 20:25

You were so cute as a baby... what happened?  8/17/2007 18:15

Your reputation can be damaged by the opinions of others, but only you yourself can damage your character.  8/17/2007 05:14

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?  8/16/2007 09:30

Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?  8/16/2007 02:19

If you had amnesia and then were cured, would you remember that you forgot?  8/15/2007 17:27