A politician will find an excuse to get out of anything, except office.  9/17/2007 02:48

People don't change because they see the light. They change because they feel the heat.  9/17/2007 01:44

The person who writes the bank's commercials is not the person who makes the loans.  9/16/2007 14:38

Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?  9/16/2007 03:51

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.  9/15/2007 17:49

Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.  9/15/2007 09:18

Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?  9/15/2007 03:47

The reasons to quit do not outnumber all the reasons why not to. [Willie Nelson]  9/14/2007 20:55

If you want peace, prepare for war.  9/14/2007 05:07

Tomorrow isn't a promise, it's a chance.  By Ezo - 9/14/2007 05:00