What is mine is hers, so let her wash it.  By Kevin - 9/19/2007 02:28

Eighty percent of men cheat in America; the rest cheat overseas. [Jackie Mason]  By Jane - 9/19/2007 01:51

When the heart is full, the head is empty.  By Daryl - 9/19/2007 01:13

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. [Maryon Pearson]  By JooJ - 9/18/2007 11:58

Marriages don't work when one is happy and the other is miserable. They only work when both are miserable. [Billy Crystal]  9/18/2007 11:20

Anger is not the problem. My wife is. [Lee Ward Shore]  9/18/2007 08:54

I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.  9/18/2007 05:23

The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.  By JooJ - 9/18/2007 02:18

Good things happen to those who wait. Great things happen to those who take initiative.  By JooJ - 9/17/2007 04:28

Good things take time, great things happen all at once. ['Rat Race' movie]  By Charbel - 9/17/2007 03:06