Sign in a bar: if the waitress looks beautiful to you, don't drive.  9/13/2007 20:48

Always be yourself because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.  By Laura - 9/13/2007 19:37

A committee of three can accomplish much if two don't show up.  9/13/2007 19:29

No one dies virgin, life fucks everyone.  By Katia - 9/13/2007 10:26

Give people a second chance, but not a third.  9/13/2007 05:17

My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way. [Henny Youngman]  9/12/2007 09:49

Help keep the kitchen clean... Eat out.  9/12/2007 04:13

Drive carefully! Remember, it's not only a car that can be recalled by it's maker.  9/11/2007 21:12

The kids drive me crazy. I drive them everywhere.  9/11/2007 04:11

There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.  9/10/2007 10:30