Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?  9/15/2007 03:47

The reasons to quit do not outnumber all the reasons why not to. [Willie Nelson]  9/14/2007 20:55

If you want peace, prepare for war.  9/14/2007 05:07

Tomorrow isn't a promise, it's a chance.  By Ezo - 9/14/2007 05:00

I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.  9/14/2007 03:16

The dumbest thing I ever said was: 'I Do'.  9/14/2007 02:09

A girl should marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it. [Zsa Zsa Gabor]  9/14/2007 01:03

I'm not embarrassed dating a younger woman, except when I drop her off at school.  9/13/2007 23:51

Instead of getting married again, find a woman you don't like and give her a house. [Pat Paulsen]  9/13/2007 22:59

Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with the kids.  9/13/2007 22:06