A synonym is a word you use in place of one you can't spell.  9/25/2007 02:08

A smooth sea never made a skillful mariner. [English Proverb]  9/24/2007 21:05

Hope is a good thing to have: Without hope there is no life, and without life there is no hope.  By Zozo - 9/24/2007 17:14

A smile is a fortune, but you can't sell it, you can't buy it and you can't steal it, but it isn't good to anyone until it is given away.  9/24/2007 02:05

A smart husband buys his wife very fine china so she won't trust him to wash it.  9/23/2007 14:13

If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?  9/23/2007 03:49

Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television?  9/22/2007 11:48

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?  9/22/2007 22:23

How come we say "It's colder than hell outside" when isn't it realistically always colder.  9/22/2007 04:41

Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?  9/21/2007 15:57