I will not follow where the path may lead, but I will go where there is no path, and I will leave a trail. [Muriel Strode]  9/2/2007 15:33

It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature. [Steven Wright]  By JooJ2 - 9/2/2007 07:11

Change is never easy. You fight to hold on. You fight to let go.  By Noor - 9/1/2007 14:14

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not.  9/1/2007 08:07

Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?  8/31/2007 11:20

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?  8/31/2007 01:09

I work for money. If you want loyalty, hire a dog.  By Arvind - 8/30/2007 05:42

A happy memory is a hiding place for "unforgotten treasures."  By Sandy D. - 8/30/2007 02:25

A compliment is a statement of an agreeable truth; flattery is the statement of an agreeable untruth. [Sir John A. MacDonald]  8/30/2007 10:58

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.  8/30/2007 01:36