I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.  9/18/2007 05:23

The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.  By JooJ - 9/18/2007 02:18

Good things happen to those who wait. Great things happen to those who take initiative.  By JooJ - 9/17/2007 04:28

Good things take time, great things happen all at once. ['Rat Race' movie]  By Charbel - 9/17/2007 03:06

A politician will find an excuse to get out of anything, except office.  9/17/2007 02:48

People don't change because they see the light. They change because they feel the heat.  9/17/2007 01:44

The person who writes the bank's commercials is not the person who makes the loans.  9/16/2007 14:38

Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?  9/16/2007 03:51

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.  9/15/2007 17:49

Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.  9/15/2007 09:18