If a job is worth doing, then get someone in to do it properly.  10/7/2007 16:51

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?  10/7/2007 08:06

Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto?  10/7/2007 04:00

Live the life you love. Love the life you live.  By Bones - 10/7/2007 02:01

If you love someone because you can't live without him/her touch, then it's not love... it's lust.  10/6/2007 02:51

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. [Robert Frost]  10/4/2007 16:18

I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.  10/4/2007 06:18

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.  10/4/2007 02:10

If walking is so good for you, then why does my mailman look like Jabba the Hut?  10/3/2007 22:59

You must live in the present, launch yourself on every wave, find your eternity in each moment. [Henry David Thoreau]  By Noor - 10/3/2007 19:31