If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty liter?  10/1/2007 14:55

If all is not lost, where is it?  10/1/2007 03:33

If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway.  10/1/2007 01:07

If our knees bent the other way, what would a chair look like?  9/30/2007 22:23

An army of lambs led by a lion would be better than an army of lions led by a lamb.  9/30/2007 11:20

Consultants are people who borrow your watch to tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. [Robert Townsend]  9/29/2007 17:19

Is it possible to be totally partial?  9/29/2007 07:09

Where can you buy those little plastic ends to put on your shoe laces?  9/29/2007 02:45

But the psychiatrist really helped me a lot. I would never answer the phone, because I was afraid. Now I answer it whether it rings or not.  By Jerry Seinfeld - 9/28/2007 18:12

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.  9/28/2007 01:37