I'm not embarrassed dating a younger woman, except when I drop her off at school.  9/13/2007 23:51

Instead of getting married again, find a woman you don't like and give her a house. [Pat Paulsen]  9/13/2007 22:59

Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with the kids.  9/13/2007 22:06

Sign in a bar: if the waitress looks beautiful to you, don't drive.  9/13/2007 20:48

Always be yourself because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.  By Laura - 9/13/2007 19:37

A committee of three can accomplish much if two don't show up.  9/13/2007 19:29

No one dies virgin, life fucks everyone.  By Katia - 9/13/2007 10:26

Give people a second chance, but not a third.  9/13/2007 05:17

My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way. [Henny Youngman]  9/12/2007 09:49

Help keep the kitchen clean... Eat out.  9/12/2007 04:13