A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think they are the only one who can save the ship.  9/26/2007 02:18

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.  By JooJ - 9/25/2007 22:15

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. [Baltasar Gracian]  9/25/2007 13:44

If you think that your nose touches the sky, know that the sky is under my feet.  By Gracia - 9/25/2007 06:35

A synonym is a word you use in place of one you can't spell.  9/25/2007 02:08

A smooth sea never made a skillful mariner. [English Proverb]  9/24/2007 21:05

Hope is a good thing to have: Without hope there is no life, and without life there is no hope.  By Zozo - 9/24/2007 17:14

A smile is a fortune, but you can't sell it, you can't buy it and you can't steal it, but it isn't good to anyone until it is given away.  9/24/2007 02:05

A smart husband buys his wife very fine china so she won't trust him to wash it.  9/23/2007 14:13

If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?  9/23/2007 03:49