Love is the look in my eyes when I see you first thing in the morning.  10/9/2007 02:05

It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.  10/9/2007 01:02

If at first you don't succeed, blame someone else and seek counseling.  10/8/2007 21:27

Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.  10/8/2007 13:56

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.  10/8/2007 07:57

If a job is worth doing, then get someone in to do it properly.  10/7/2007 16:51

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?  10/7/2007 08:06

Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto?  10/7/2007 04:00

Live the life you love. Love the life you live.  By Bones - 10/7/2007 02:01

If you love someone because you can't live without him/her touch, then it's not love... it's lust.  10/6/2007 02:51