Is it possible to be totally partial?  9/29/2007 07:09

Where can you buy those little plastic ends to put on your shoe laces?  9/29/2007 02:45

But the psychiatrist really helped me a lot. I would never answer the phone, because I was afraid. Now I answer it whether it rings or not.  By Jerry Seinfeld - 9/28/2007 18:12

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.  9/28/2007 01:37

A pessimist is one who makes difficulties of his opportunities and an optimist is one who makes opportunities of his difficulties. [Harry Truman]  9/28/2007 01:19

A person is grown up not when they can take care of themselves, but when they can take care of others.  9/27/2007 19:27

You don't stop laughing when you get old, you get old when you stop laughing.  9/27/2007 08:26

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?  9/27/2007 04:38

A man is not where he lives, but where he loves. [Latin Proverb]  9/26/2007 21:32

A retired husband is a wife's full time job.  9/26/2007 11:31