Things which matter most must never be at the mercy of things which matter the least. [Goethe]  10/13/2007 03:25

When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?  10/12/2007 16:08

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist?  10/12/2007 02:14

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?  10/11/2007 18:12

Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?  10/11/2007 08:08

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.  By Sass - 10/10/2007 18:06

Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.  10/10/2007 14:52

What's the difference between 'fat chance' and 'slim chance'?  10/10/2007 05:20

My heart is the luckiest because it's beating for you.  10/10/2007 02:43

If you want something bad enough, you can make it happen. [Ammar Kubba]  10/9/2007 02:05