I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late. [Max Kauffman]  9/20/2007 01:23

A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers. [Ruth Bell Graham]  9/19/2007 23:52

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all. [Helen Keller]  By JooJ - 9/19/2007 20:15

When love is blind, the rest of us can go hungry.  By Bramstein - 9/19/2007 19:45

Don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.  9/19/2007 09:01

Our marriage was tense and now it's past tense.  9/19/2007 06:19

She cried and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.  9/19/2007 04:58

What is mine is hers, so let her wash it.  By Kevin - 9/19/2007 02:28

Eighty percent of men cheat in America; the rest cheat overseas. [Jackie Mason]  By Jane - 9/19/2007 01:51

When the heart is full, the head is empty.  By Daryl - 9/19/2007 01:13