I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.  10/3/2007 01:01

Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.  10/2/2007 11:57

Heart Attacks... God's revenge for eating his animal friends.  10/2/2007 03:33

Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?  10/1/2007 21:46

If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty liter?  10/1/2007 14:55

If all is not lost, where is it?  10/1/2007 03:33

If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway.  10/1/2007 01:07

If our knees bent the other way, what would a chair look like?  9/30/2007 22:23

An army of lambs led by a lion would be better than an army of lions led by a lamb.  9/30/2007 11:20

Consultants are people who borrow your watch to tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. [Robert Townsend]  9/29/2007 17:19