The longer I live, the more I know, the shorter it gets.  10/19/2007 06:13

Why do banks charge you an 'insufficient funds' fee for money they already know you don't have?  10/19/2007 02:11

Just a friend can take tears out of my heart.  By Maria - 10/18/2007 22:04

Turn your dreams into wishes, your wishes into goals, your goals into reality, and your dreams will come true.  10/18/2007 15:03

We are going to continue having these meetings everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done.  10/18/2007 02:22

Every person is perfect, because perfection lies in our own unique imperfections.  By Daniel - 10/17/2007 18:19

No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.  10/17/2007 02:24

Fire Escape: A way for a fire to go out.  10/16/2007 14:20

High School: A school atop the Sears building.  10/16/2007 04:00

The moon couldn't go on shining if it paid attention to all the dogs who barked at it.  10/16/2007 01:04