The people you meet become a part of you. They leave their imprints not just on you, But inside you.  10/21/2007 15:18

Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back?  10/21/2007 04:10

Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken over there, I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt'?  10/21/2007 01:03

A stranger loses half his charm the day he is no longer a stranger.  10/20/2007 09:23

You all laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. [John Davis]  10/20/2007 06:10

Laugh until your cheeks hurt.  10/20/2007 05:50

I'm not guilty, I'm just not innocent!  10/20/2007 05:28

If we crave respect in our old age, it may be advisable to begin earning it in our youth.  10/20/2007 04:45

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive up ATM?  10/19/2007 20:28

The one who deserves your tears is the one who never lets your tears appear.  10/19/2007 13:20