Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.  10/10/2007 14:52

What's the difference between 'fat chance' and 'slim chance'?  10/10/2007 05:20

My heart is the luckiest because it's beating for you.  10/10/2007 02:43

If you want something bad enough, you can make it happen. [Ammar Kubba]  10/9/2007 02:05

Love is the look in my eyes when I see you first thing in the morning.  10/9/2007 02:05

It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.  10/9/2007 01:02

If at first you don't succeed, blame someone else and seek counseling.  10/8/2007 21:27

Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.  10/8/2007 13:56

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.  10/8/2007 07:57

If a job is worth doing, then get someone in to do it properly.  10/7/2007 16:51