If our knees bent the other way, what would a chair look like?  9/30/2007 22:23

An army of lambs led by a lion would be better than an army of lions led by a lamb.  9/30/2007 11:20

Consultants are people who borrow your watch to tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. [Robert Townsend]  9/29/2007 17:19

Is it possible to be totally partial?  9/29/2007 07:09

Where can you buy those little plastic ends to put on your shoe laces?  9/29/2007 02:45

But the psychiatrist really helped me a lot. I would never answer the phone, because I was afraid. Now I answer it whether it rings or not.  By Jerry Seinfeld - 9/28/2007 18:12

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.  9/28/2007 01:37

A pessimist is one who makes difficulties of his opportunities and an optimist is one who makes opportunities of his difficulties. [Harry Truman]  9/28/2007 01:19

A person is grown up not when they can take care of themselves, but when they can take care of others.  9/27/2007 19:27

You don't stop laughing when you get old, you get old when you stop laughing.  9/27/2007 08:26