If walking is so good for you, then why does my mailman look like Jabba the Hut?  10/3/2007 22:59

You must live in the present, launch yourself on every wave, find your eternity in each moment. [Henry David Thoreau]  By Noor - 10/3/2007 19:31

I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on disk somewhere.  10/3/2007 05:02

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.  10/3/2007 01:01

Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.  10/2/2007 11:57

Heart Attacks... God's revenge for eating his animal friends.  10/2/2007 03:33

Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?  10/1/2007 21:46

If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty liter?  10/1/2007 14:55

If all is not lost, where is it?  10/1/2007 03:33

If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway.  10/1/2007 01:07