No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.  10/17/2007 02:24

Fire Escape: A way for a fire to go out.  10/16/2007 14:20

High School: A school atop the Sears building.  10/16/2007 04:00

The moon couldn't go on shining if it paid attention to all the dogs who barked at it.  10/16/2007 01:04

Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; The other helps you make a life. [Sandra Carey]  10/15/2007 20:51

When the going gets tough, the tough eats chocolate.  10/15/2007 14:24

Why discriminate, when you can appreciate? [Herb Wilson]  10/15/2007 04:25

Mans flight through life is sustained by the power of his knowledge.  10/15/2007 04:10

Impossible is nothing.  10/15/2007 03:26

The shortest distance between two points is a straight line, but between two persons? You guessed it right: It is a SMILE!  By Zozo - 10/14/2007 15:08