Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.  By Michael Jordan - 10/29/2007 23:14

Why do sky divers wear helmets?  10/29/2007 19:10

No one ever says "It's only a game," when their team is winning.  10/29/2007 14:09

Why if someone tells you there are 1 billion stars in the universe you believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will touch it to be sure?  10/29/2007 09:07

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?  10/29/2007 03:02

Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?  10/28/2007 02:57

How come French fries are not considered a vegetable, they are just deep fried potatoes?  10/28/2007 01:56

Why do they say "an alarm going off", if it is really going on?  10/27/2007 17:53

Virginity is not a dignity, it's just lack of opportunity.  10/27/2007 13:27

It's like I own you, but you're not mine.  10/27/2007 05:19