Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.  10/8/2007 13:56

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.  10/8/2007 07:57

If a job is worth doing, then get someone in to do it properly.  10/7/2007 16:51

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?  10/7/2007 08:06

Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto?  10/7/2007 04:00

Live the life you love. Love the life you live.  By Bones - 10/7/2007 02:01

If you love someone because you can't live without him/her touch, then it's not love... it's lust.  10/6/2007 02:51

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. [Robert Frost]  10/4/2007 16:18

I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.  10/4/2007 06:18

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.  10/4/2007 02:10