I'm not guilty, I'm just not innocent!  10/20/2007 05:28

If we crave respect in our old age, it may be advisable to begin earning it in our youth.  10/20/2007 04:45

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive up ATM?  10/19/2007 20:28

The one who deserves your tears is the one who never lets your tears appear.  10/19/2007 13:20

The longer I live, the more I know, the shorter it gets.  10/19/2007 06:13

Why do banks charge you an 'insufficient funds' fee for money they already know you don't have?  10/19/2007 02:11

Just a friend can take tears out of my heart.  By Maria - 10/18/2007 22:04

Turn your dreams into wishes, your wishes into goals, your goals into reality, and your dreams will come true.  10/18/2007 15:03

We are going to continue having these meetings everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done.  10/18/2007 02:22

Every person is perfect, because perfection lies in our own unique imperfections.  By Daniel - 10/17/2007 18:19