If you are cross-eyed and dyslexic at the same time, would you see okay?  11/2/2007 03:01

How many times do you use a disposable razor?  11/1/2007 20:59

Age is a matter of mind. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.  11/1/2007 15:42

Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?  11/1/2007 09:54

Why do they report power outages on TV?  10/31/2007 21:48

I keep trying to lose weight but it keeps finding me!  10/31/2007 03:19

Looking forward to things is half the pleasure of them. [Lucy Maud Montgomery]  10/31/2007 02:35

Perseverance is not a long race; It is many short races one after another. [Walter Elliot]  10/30/2007 15:30

Who delivers the mailmen's mail?  10/30/2007 22:33

To achieve a goal, you must set the goal higher than your standard.  10/30/2007 02:16