Turn your dreams into wishes, your wishes into goals, your goals into reality, and your dreams will come true.  10/18/2007 15:03

We are going to continue having these meetings everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done.  10/18/2007 02:22

Every person is perfect, because perfection lies in our own unique imperfections.  By Daniel - 10/17/2007 18:19

No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.  10/17/2007 02:24

Fire Escape: A way for a fire to go out.  10/16/2007 14:20

High School: A school atop the Sears building.  10/16/2007 04:00

The moon couldn't go on shining if it paid attention to all the dogs who barked at it.  10/16/2007 01:04

Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; The other helps you make a life. [Sandra Carey]  10/15/2007 20:51

When the going gets tough, the tough eats chocolate.  10/15/2007 14:24

Why discriminate, when you can appreciate? [Herb Wilson]  10/15/2007 04:25