The world is not gonna change. You have to change.  11/7/2007 02:54

This would be really funny if it weren't happening to me.  11/6/2007 22:22

Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?  11/6/2007 13:11

It's not what you look at, it's what you look for.  11/6/2007 06:24

Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?  11/6/2007 03:38

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?  11/5/2007 15:56

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?  11/5/2007 08:35

The sexiest part of the body is the eyes. They're what connect us as human beings. [Clive Owen]  11/5/2007 02:34

The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.  11/4/2007 21:29

Everyone lives by selling something. [Robert Lewis Stevenson]  11/4/2007 14:24