Communicating is a powerful force, and that doesn't mean you should be doing all the talking.  11/10/2007 06:30

Never do card tricks for your poker buddies.  11/9/2007 19:37

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.  11/9/2007 06:26

To realize the value of one month: Ask a mother who has given birth to a premature baby.  11/9/2007 01:45

Sweater: Garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly. [Ambrose Bierce]  11/8/2007 20:45

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.  11/8/2007 14:21

If we quit voting, will they all go away?  11/8/2007 06:40

Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.  11/8/2007 01:33

If you can read this, please flip me back over... [Seen upside down, on a Land Rover]  11/7/2007 17:27

A man's character is his fate. [Heraclitus]  11/7/2007 11:04