A stranger loses half his charm the day he is no longer a stranger.  10/20/2007 09:23

You all laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. [John Davis]  10/20/2007 06:10

Laugh until your cheeks hurt.  10/20/2007 05:50

I'm not guilty, I'm just not innocent!  10/20/2007 05:28

If we crave respect in our old age, it may be advisable to begin earning it in our youth.  10/20/2007 04:45

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive up ATM?  10/19/2007 20:28

The one who deserves your tears is the one who never lets your tears appear.  10/19/2007 13:20

The longer I live, the more I know, the shorter it gets.  10/19/2007 06:13

Why do banks charge you an 'insufficient funds' fee for money they already know you don't have?  10/19/2007 02:11

Just a friend can take tears out of my heart.  By Maria - 10/18/2007 22:04