Don't let someone, who doesn't have to suffer the consequences of how you spend your day, determine how you spend your day. [Keith Lowry, Speak Inc.]  11/3/2007 01:12

I would rather live in a world where my life is surrounded by mystery, than live in a world so small, my mind could comprehend it. [Henry Emerson Fosdick]  11/2/2007 20:11

If you don't take risks, you don't drink champagne. [Gary Kasparov]  By JooJ - 11/2/2007 06:24

I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.  11/2/2007 04:10

If you are cross-eyed and dyslexic at the same time, would you see okay?  11/2/2007 03:01

How many times do you use a disposable razor?  11/1/2007 20:59

Age is a matter of mind. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.  11/1/2007 15:42

Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?  11/1/2007 09:54

Why do they report power outages on TV?  10/31/2007 21:48

I keep trying to lose weight but it keeps finding me!  10/31/2007 03:19