A failure is a man who has blundered, but is not able to cash in on the experience. [Elbert Hubbard]  11/21/2007 19:58

A face without freckles is like a sky without stars.  11/21/2007 06:57

It is not me that has been exposed, but you! For I have seen the nipple on your soul! [Elaine - Seinfeld]  11/20/2007 06:39

If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.  11/20/2007 01:49

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?  11/19/2007 22:34

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?  11/19/2007 13:25

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.  11/19/2007 03:13

A computer scientist is someone who fixes things that aren't broken.  11/18/2007 20:10

Failure doesn't mean you've been disgraced. It means you were willing to try.  11/18/2007 06:08

Failure doesn't mean you don't have it. It means you have to do something in a different way.  11/18/2007 01:07