Can I see that label? I just wanted to know if you were made in heaven.  11/15/2007 20:47

Nothing is as easy as it looks. [Murphy's law]  11/15/2007 14:25

It's a basic truth of the human condition: everyone lies... the only variable is 'about what'.  11/15/2007 05:42

Some people change their ways when they see the light; others when they feel the heat. [Caroline Schroeder]  11/15/2007 04:11

Life shouldn't be printed on dollar bills. [Clifford Odets]  11/14/2007 21:02

Everybody is somebody elses weirdo. [C. A. Dykstra]  11/14/2007 15:50

Exceptions prove the rule... and wreck the budget.  11/14/2007 03:34

Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.  11/13/2007 15:25

When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.  11/13/2007 07:22

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.  11/13/2007 02:31