If we quit voting, will they all go away?  11/8/2007 06:40

Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.  11/8/2007 01:33

If you can read this, please flip me back over... [Seen upside down, on a Land Rover]  11/7/2007 17:27

A man's character is his fate. [Heraclitus]  11/7/2007 11:04

The world is not gonna change. You have to change.  11/7/2007 02:54

This would be really funny if it weren't happening to me.  11/6/2007 22:22

Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?  11/6/2007 13:11

It's not what you look at, it's what you look for.  11/6/2007 06:24

Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?  11/6/2007 03:38

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?  11/5/2007 15:56