You will treasure it even more when you can share it with someone special.  11/11/2007 14:20

A procrastinator's work is never done.  11/11/2007 11:18

Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?  11/11/2007 04:28

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?  11/10/2007 20:22

Communicating is a powerful force, and that doesn't mean you should be doing all the talking.  11/10/2007 06:30

Never do card tricks for your poker buddies.  11/9/2007 19:37

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.  11/9/2007 06:26

To realize the value of one month: Ask a mother who has given birth to a premature baby.  11/9/2007 01:45

Sweater: Garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly. [Ambrose Bierce]  11/8/2007 20:45

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.  11/8/2007 14:21