Everybody is somebody elses weirdo. [C. A. Dykstra]  11/14/2007 15:50

Exceptions prove the rule... and wreck the budget.  11/14/2007 03:34

Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.  11/13/2007 15:25

When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.  11/13/2007 07:22

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.  11/13/2007 02:31

You don't manage people; you manage things. You lead people. [Admiral Grace Hopper]  11/12/2007 23:48

A good friend is hard to find, hard to lose and impossible to forget.  11/12/2007 15:21

You see things that are and say "Why?" but I dream things that never were and say "Why not?" [George Bernard Shaw]  By Rose - 11/12/2007 09:40

Windows is NOT a virus. Viruses DO something.  11/12/2007 02:22

You don't have to know how the computer works, just how to work the computer.  11/11/2007 22:30