SMILE... it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.  11/28/2007 04:03

If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor. [Joan Rivers]  11/28/2007 03:43

My house was clean last week, too bad you missed it! [Signs Found in the Kitchen]  11/28/2007 01:39

Everything takes longer than you think. [Murphy's Law]  11/27/2007 15:25

My last girlfriend was so ugly, that when she worked in a pet store people kept asking how big she would get.  By Xen - 11/27/2007 06:58

Last night I was going to kill myself by swallowing a handful of asprins - but after taking the first two I felt much better.  By Xen - 11/27/2007 06:46

Two wrongs are only the beginning. [Murphy's Law]  11/26/2007 01:49

A mother is not a person to lean on but a person to make leaning unnecessary. [Dorothy Canfield Fisher]  11/25/2007 20:47

A man is at his tallest when he stoops to help a child.  11/25/2007 04:40

A friend is one who knows who you are, understands where you have been, accepts what you become, and still gently invites you to grow.  11/24/2007 09:37