In the beginning there was nothing. God said, "Let there be LIGHT!", and there was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.  11/17/2007 14:40

God writes a lot of comedy. The trouble is, He's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. [Garrison Keillor]  11/17/2007 04:25

Once you get'em laughing and their mouths open, you can stuff something in. [Francis H. Green]  11/16/2007 16:23

What's wrong? You're looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some vitamin ME.  11/16/2007 07:19

Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food. [William Hazlitt]  11/16/2007 03:30

Can I see that label? I just wanted to know if you were made in heaven.  11/15/2007 20:47

Nothing is as easy as it looks. [Murphy's law]  11/15/2007 14:25

It's a basic truth of the human condition: everyone lies... the only variable is 'about what'.  11/15/2007 05:42

Some people change their ways when they see the light; others when they feel the heat. [Caroline Schroeder]  11/15/2007 04:11

Life shouldn't be printed on dollar bills. [Clifford Odets]  11/14/2007 21:02