A conservative is a politician who wants to keep what the liberals fought for a generation ago.  12/12/2007 09:49

A heavy burden does not kill on the day it is carried. [Kenyan Proverb]  12/12/2007 03:31

A long life may not be good enough, but a good life is long enough. [Benjamin Franklin]  12/11/2007 15:29

A friend is someone who accepts you the way you are.  By Sean - 12/11/2007 02:48

You shall reap what you sow.  12/11/2007 02:39

A judge is a law student who marks their own examination papers. [H.L. Mencken]  12/11/2007 02:19

A journey of a thousand miles always begins with one step. [Ancient Egyptian Proverb]  12/10/2007 17:58

A kid's idea of a balanced diet is a hamburger in each hand.  12/10/2007 02:12

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.  12/10/2007 01:53

Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?  12/9/2007 23:56