A friend is someone who dances with you in the sunlight and walks beside you in the shadows.  11/22/2007 13:17

A friend is someone that won't begin to talk behind your back when you leave the room.  11/22/2007 07:00

A failure is a man who has blundered, but is not able to cash in on the experience. [Elbert Hubbard]  11/21/2007 19:58

A face without freckles is like a sky without stars.  11/21/2007 06:57

It is not me that has been exposed, but you! For I have seen the nipple on your soul! [Elaine - Seinfeld]  11/20/2007 06:39

If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.  11/20/2007 01:49

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?  11/19/2007 22:34

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?  11/19/2007 13:25

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.  11/19/2007 03:13

A computer scientist is someone who fixes things that aren't broken.  11/18/2007 20:10