A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.  12/10/2007 01:53

Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?  12/9/2007 23:56

A good way to change somebody's attitude is to change your own.  12/8/2007 05:13

A good conscience is a soft pillow.  12/7/2007 17:12

A good marriage is like a casserole: only those involved actually know what goes into it.  12/7/2007 07:11

A friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked.  12/7/2007 03:16

There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.  12/6/2007 02:54

Passionate kiss like spider's web soon lead to undoing of fly.  12/5/2007 07:44

Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.  12/5/2007 14:25

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?  12/4/2007 00:49