Last night I was going to kill myself by swallowing a handful of asprins - but after taking the first two I felt much better.  By Xen - 11/27/2007 06:46

Two wrongs are only the beginning. [Murphy's Law]  11/26/2007 01:49

A mother is not a person to lean on but a person to make leaning unnecessary. [Dorothy Canfield Fisher]  11/25/2007 20:47

A man is at his tallest when he stoops to help a child.  11/25/2007 04:40

A friend is one who knows who you are, understands where you have been, accepts what you become, and still gently invites you to grow.  11/24/2007 09:37

A five year old boy was sitting down to eat when his mother asked him to pray for his meal. He replied, "Mom we don't have to. We prayed over this last night."  11/24/2007 03:29

A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper. "Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge. "Toilette pepper!"  11/23/2007 16:22

A disbelief in God does not result in a belief in nothing; disbelief in God usually results in a belief in anything.  11/23/2007 09:41

A fair face may fade, but a beautiful soul last forever.  11/23/2007 02:20

A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.  11/22/2007 22:38