Maybe God wanted us to meet the wrong people before meeting the right one so that when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift.  11/30/2007 01:06

Anyone who thinks he or she is indispensable should stick his finger into a bowl of water and notice the hole it leaves when it's pulled out.  11/29/2007 19:05

In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would take many men many months to equal it.  11/29/2007 04:42

For every disciplined effort there is a multiple reward. [Anthony Robbins]  11/28/2007 16:40

All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind. [Aristotle]  By JooJ - 11/28/2007 07:51

SMILE... it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.  11/28/2007 04:03

If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor. [Joan Rivers]  11/28/2007 03:43

My house was clean last week, too bad you missed it! [Signs Found in the Kitchen]  11/28/2007 01:39

Everything takes longer than you think. [Murphy's Law]  11/27/2007 15:25

My last girlfriend was so ugly, that when she worked in a pet store people kept asking how big she would get.  By Xen - 11/27/2007 06:58