A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.  12/27/2007 01:57

A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up a thousand times the memory.  12/26/2007 19:56

It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air. [W.T. Ellis]  12/26/2007 02:31

Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love. [Hamilton Wright Mabie]  12/26/2007 01:25

Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. [Richard Lamm]  12/25/2007 22:10

Christmas is not just a day, an event to be observed and speedily forgotten. It is a spirit which should permeate every part of our lives. [William Parks]  12/25/2007 15:33

Xmas is the season of joy, of holiday greetings exchanged, of gift-giving,and of families united. [Norman Vincent Peale]  12/25/2007 12:22

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. [Erma Bombeck]  12/25/2007 06:41

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other. [Burton Hillis]  12/25/2007 02:20

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.  12/24/2007 23:20