Passionate kiss like spider's web soon lead to undoing of fly.  12/5/2007 07:44

Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.  12/5/2007 14:25

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?  12/4/2007 00:49

Why is this written on car seat belts? This seat belt does not offer any protection if it is not buckled up.  12/3/2007 17:57

I must study War and Politics, so my children may study Science and Engineering, so their children may study Literature and Music. [John Adams]  12/3/2007 12:45

If a member of a synchronized swimming team drowns, do the rest also drown?  12/3/2007 02:54

Enthusiasm is caught, not taught.  12/2/2007 07:49

To get what you want the most, you have to do what you want the least.  By Rose - 12/1/2007 22:37

How come nobody wants to argue with me? Is it because I'm always so right? [Jim Bounton]  12/1/2007 08:17

Eagles don't hunt flies.  11/30/2007 05:05