A judge is a law student who marks their own examination papers. [H.L. Mencken]  12/11/2007 02:19

A journey of a thousand miles always begins with one step. [Ancient Egyptian Proverb]  12/10/2007 17:58

A kid's idea of a balanced diet is a hamburger in each hand.  12/10/2007 02:12

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.  12/10/2007 01:53

Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?  12/9/2007 23:56

A good way to change somebody's attitude is to change your own.  12/8/2007 05:13

A good conscience is a soft pillow.  12/7/2007 17:12

A good marriage is like a casserole: only those involved actually know what goes into it.  12/7/2007 07:11

A friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked.  12/7/2007 03:16

There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.  12/6/2007 02:54