The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other. [Burton Hillis]  12/25/2007 02:20

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.  12/24/2007 23:20

Peace on earth will come to stay, When we live Christmas every day. [Helen Steiner Rice]  12/24/2007 16:19

In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"  12/24/2007 13:05

I would cook dinner but I can't find the can opener!  12/24/2007 05:03

Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.  12/23/2007 14:02

Christmas is most truly Christmas when we celebrate it by giving the light of love to those who need it most.  12/23/2007 01:34

When Love gives, it gives all; when it takes, it takes all. Its very taking is giving. [Mikhail Naimy]  By Noor - 12/22/2007 16:49

Missing dog and wife. Reward for dog.  12/21/2007 01:49

Life is what you do with your education not your money.  12/20/2007 21:47