Christmas is not just a day, an event to be observed and speedily forgotten. It is a spirit which should permeate every part of our lives. [William Parks]  12/25/2007 15:33

Xmas is the season of joy, of holiday greetings exchanged, of gift-giving,and of families united. [Norman Vincent Peale]  12/25/2007 12:22

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. [Erma Bombeck]  12/25/2007 06:41

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other. [Burton Hillis]  12/25/2007 02:20

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.  12/24/2007 23:20

Peace on earth will come to stay, When we live Christmas every day. [Helen Steiner Rice]  12/24/2007 16:19

In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"  12/24/2007 13:05

I would cook dinner but I can't find the can opener!  12/24/2007 05:03

Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.  12/23/2007 14:02

Christmas is most truly Christmas when we celebrate it by giving the light of love to those who need it most.  12/23/2007 01:34