A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."  1/9/2008 22:49

A Physician can bury his mistakes, an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. [Frank Lloyd Wright]  1/9/2008 14:43

A poor report card has one good thing in its favor, at least you know the student is not cheating.  1/9/2008 06:32

A person's character and their garden both reflect the amount of weeding that was done during the growing season.  1/8/2008 18:28

Christmas - what other time do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks.  1/8/2008 16:11

Luck comes and goes... Knowledge stays forever.  1/8/2008 03:41

A person is getting along the road to wisdom when they begin to realize that their opinion is just another opinion.  1/8/2008 02:24

A man has reached middle age when he is cautioned to slow down by his doctor instead of by the police.  1/7/2008 20:17

A life with love will have some thorns, but a life without love will have no roses.  1/7/2008 11:11

A beautiful relationship does not depend upon how good we understand someone but on how well we avoid misunderstandings.  1/7/2008 03:44