Hard times bring people together, but what happens when it's a good time?  1/25/2008 09:45

Anybody who thinks talk is cheap never argued with a traffic cop.  1/24/2008 22:20

An angry person is seldom reasonable; a reasonable person is seldom angry.  By JooJ - 1/24/2008 13:17

America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.  1/24/2008 03:46

Always leave loved ones with loving words, it may be the last time you see them.  1/23/2008 20:55

Always give without remembering and always receive without forgetting. [Brian Tracy]  By JooJ - 1/23/2008 11:14

Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your Grandmother. [Sign on a beauty parlour window]  1/23/2008 02:09

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.  By Rami Samia - 1/22/2008 10:28

Half of life is fucking up, and the other half is dealing with it.  1/22/2008 02:02

We're all going to hell, and I am driving the bus!  1/22/2008 01:28