Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.  1/29/2008 11:33

How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?  1/29/2008 03:19

Economists are pessimists: they've predicted 8 of the last 3 depressions. [Dr. Barry Asmus]  1/28/2008 10:17

Are you wrinkled with burden? Come onto Church for a FAITH LIFT! [Sign on church board]  1/28/2008 03:11

Any simple problem can be made insoluble if enough meetings are held to discuss it. [Mitchell's Law of Committees]  1/27/2008 14:48

If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?  1/27/2008 05:27

If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses, and a pair of earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras?  1/26/2008 18:26

Antiques are things one generation buys, the next generation gets rid off, and the following generation buys at auction at amazing prices.  1/26/2008 05:04

Anyone who thinks that they are too small to make a difference, has never been in bed with a mosquito.  1/26/2008 01:56

If we're all alone, then we're all together in that too sometimes. ['PS, I Love You' movie]  1/25/2008 11:49