Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.  By Rami Samia - 1/22/2008 10:28

Half of life is fucking up, and the other half is dealing with it.  1/22/2008 02:02

We're all going to hell, and I am driving the bus!  1/22/2008 01:28

Success is relative. More the success, more the relatives. [Seen on a bulletin board]  1/22/2008 01:11

We need your heads to run our business. [Sign at a barber's saloon]  1/21/2008 21:57

Both tears and sweat are salty, but they render a different result. Tears will get you sympathy; sweat will get you change. [Jesse Louis Jackson]  By Angela - 1/21/2008 05:12

A woman has to work twice as hard as a man to be thought of as half as good. Luckily this is not difficult.  By Angela - 1/20/2008 08:43

While we may not be able to control all that happens to us, we can control what happens inside us. [Ben Franklin]  1/20/2008 05:41

Resistance drains energy. Acceptance saves it. Cheerfulness sustains it.  1/19/2008 20:39

Always treat others with kindness, for it may be their last memory of you.  1/19/2008 05:29