A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men. [Saadi, Persian poet]  2/4/2008 18:16

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless? No, it'll just feel COLD!  By Dana Thunder - 2/4/2008 15:37

A man is not finished when he is defeated. A man is finished when he quits.  By Trivex Lebanon - 2/4/2008 15:30

I am not perfect, but part of me is excellent.  2/4/2008 07:13

A winner says, "There must be a better way to do it". A loser says, "This is the way it has always been done here".  2/3/2008 20:15

A weird thing about humans is we work till we're sick to get a fortune, then pay a fortune to get well again.  2/3/2008 11:54

If you died with braces on would they take them off?  2/3/2008 04:33

Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?  2/2/2008 16:30

A vibration is a motion that can't make up its mind which way it wants to go.  2/2/2008 09:05

A word gets its meaning by the person who speaks it.  2/2/2008 05:04