Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.  1/30/2008 14:12

Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.  By Naditta - 1/30/2008 09:17

Next time you wave, use all your fingers.  1/30/2008 05:21

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.  1/29/2008 11:33

How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?  1/29/2008 03:19

Economists are pessimists: they've predicted 8 of the last 3 depressions. [Dr. Barry Asmus]  1/28/2008 10:17

Are you wrinkled with burden? Come onto Church for a FAITH LIFT! [Sign on church board]  1/28/2008 03:11

Any simple problem can be made insoluble if enough meetings are held to discuss it. [Mitchell's Law of Committees]  1/27/2008 14:48

If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?  1/27/2008 05:27

If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses, and a pair of earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras?  1/26/2008 18:26