Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?  2/2/2008 16:30

A vibration is a motion that can't make up its mind which way it wants to go.  2/2/2008 09:05

A word gets its meaning by the person who speaks it.  2/2/2008 05:04

A wise person has something to say, a fool has to say something.  2/1/2008 18:03

If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless?  2/1/2008 12:06

A truth spoken before its time is dangerous.  2/1/2008 06:34

A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defense.  1/31/2008 16:32

A mind, like a home, is furnished by its owner, so if one's life is cold and bare he can blame none but himself. [Louis L'Amour]  1/31/2008 06:12

A man spends the first half of his life learning habits that shorten the other half of his life.  1/31/2008 02:18

A happy person is one whose arithmetic is at its best when they are counting their blessings.  1/30/2008 18:06