I don't look for troubles, they find me!  By GT - 2/21/2008 09:54

It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.  2/21/2008 02:13

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. [Mark Twain]  2/20/2008 16:44

It's always darkest before dawn, so if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.  2/20/2008 10:10

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a bad example.  2/20/2008 02:36

If you've got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.  2/19/2008 19:25

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.  2/19/2008 11:02

The eyes are the windows to the soul.  2/19/2008 01:59

True friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.  By Trish Tothova - 2/18/2008 14:46

If you're not gonna enjoy your life, why have one?  2/18/2008 06:04