A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey!  2/15/2008 18:55

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance!  2/15/2008 04:29

Fear is the house of self-destruction.  By larabara - 2/14/2008 08:50

Is sign language the same in languages other than English?  2/14/2008 04:33

How come car keys are the only keys with teeth on both sides?  2/13/2008 19:31

Why is it that when babies are born they only weigh like 7 lbs yet the mom weighs 30 lbs more?  2/13/2008 09:24

Mother is too clever to understand anything she does not like.  2/12/2008 23:11

If you are going to bluff, make it a big one. [Amarillo Slim]  2/12/2008 15:03

When the cat and the mouse agree, the grocer is ruined. [Persian proverb]  2/12/2008 06:13

The squeaky wheel doesn't always get the grease. Sometimes it gets replaced.  2/11/2008 18:10