If you fed a bee nothing but oranges, would it start making marmalade?  2/29/2008 11:28

If Barbie were a real person, she'd be about 12 feet tall and size 2 jeans, and have to custom order her underwear.  By Jenny - 2/28/2008 17:08

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.  2/28/2008 03:21

You're only bad if you're caught.  2/27/2008 21:16

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.  2/27/2008 15:15

Kiss is the only accident that doesn't need police. Hug is the only parking that doesn't have fine.  By Rose - 2/27/2008 10:48

I used to have an open mind but my brain kept falling out.  By Mary Moo Cow - 2/26/2008 11:56

Can I have a picture of you? I want Santa Claus to know exactly what to get me for Christmas.  By Xen - 2/26/2008 10:15

It takes a village to raise a child. [African Proverb]  2/26/2008 09:55

The cutest kittens have the sharpest claws.  2/26/2008 01:22