Try? There is no 'try'. There is only 'do'. [Yodi the Jedi]  3/6/2008 05:20

The greatest cunning is to have none at all. [Carl Sandburg]  3/5/2008 17:01

Sign at a bookstore: Rare, out-of-print, and nonexistent books.  3/5/2008 11:46

Whoever said love lasts forever was drunk.  3/5/2008 03:46

There are two theories on how to win an argument with a woman, neither one works!  3/4/2008 08:30

The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary. [Vince Lombardi]  By Raja - 3/3/2008 15:25

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.  3/3/2008 04:07

How do you know when you're out of invisible ink?  3/2/2008 04:39

How can overlook and oversee be opposites, while quite a lot and quite a few are alike?  3/1/2008 19:47

Can I get arrested for running into a Fire House yelling Movie! Movie!?  2/29/2008 18:33