Never play peekaboo with a child on a long plane trip. There's no end to the game.  By Lani - 3/25/2008 12:04

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together [Oprah Winfrey]  By Lani - 3/25/2008 11:58

Life is like a song. Sometimes it's in tune, sometimes it's not.  By Kate Lin - 3/25/2008 11:57

Life is life, deal with it.  By Lani - 3/25/2008 11:44

The nurse said to the doctor 'There's an invisible man in the waiting room'. The doctor replied, 'Tell him I can't see him now'.  By Rima - 3/25/2008 07:48

Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal.  3/25/2008 05:09

Old musicians never die, they just get played out.  3/25/2008 04:18

Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.  3/25/2008 03:49

Work fascinates me, I can look at it for hours!  3/25/2008 03:11

Every man/woman should marry, after all, happiness is not the only thing in life.  3/24/2008 21:09