Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work!  By Anita - 4/17/2008 05:03

A man asked his girlfriend if she would marry him. She said No! And he lived happily ever after.  By John - 4/17/2008 02:12

Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.  4/16/2008 09:44

The shortest and best way to make your fortune is to let people see clearly that it is in their interest to promote yours.  4/16/2008 04:44

He who has never failed somewhere, that man can not be great. [Herman Melville]  4/15/2008 21:41

If you're going to do something wrong, do it right.  4/15/2008 11:18

Sarcasm is irritating and unsettling and should be used frequently.  4/15/2008 07:48

Automobile: A mechanical device that runs up hills and down people.  4/14/2008 15:45

Make happy those who are near, and those who are far will come. [Chinese Proverb]  4/14/2008 09:53

Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.  4/14/2008 01:28