Sarcasm is irritating and unsettling and should be used frequently.  4/15/2008 07:48

Automobile: A mechanical device that runs up hills and down people.  4/14/2008 15:45

Make happy those who are near, and those who are far will come. [Chinese Proverb]  4/14/2008 09:53

Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.  4/14/2008 01:28

I can't remember the last time I forgot something.  4/13/2008 20:44

My wife says I never listen, or something like that.  4/13/2008 13:26

The secret of happiness is to make others believe they are the cause of it.  By Rose - 4/13/2008 10:38

Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any one thing.  By Rose - 4/12/2008 10:42

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.  4/12/2008 05:17

98% of the time I am right. Why worry about the other 3%.  4/11/2008 15:33