Why don't you give your husband a divorce? What, I have lived with him for ten years and now I should make him happy?  5/5/2008 04:44

How is your wife getting along on her reducing diet? Fine. She vanished last night.  5/4/2008 20:48

Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? I ought to be able to. I've had 12 different jobs in four months.  5/4/2008 13:35

People who lose their parents when young are permanently in love with them. [Aharon Appelfeld]  5/4/2008 11:05

Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric. [Bertrand Russell]  5/3/2008 15:01

There are two kinds of secrets: one is not worth keeping and the other is too good to keep.  5/3/2008 07:04

An unmarried man has no buttons on his shirt. A married man has no shirt.  5/2/2008 19:03

I didn't fail, I just found 10,000 ways that didn't work!  5/2/2008 06:46

Only the winners decide what were war crimes. [Gary Wills]  5/1/2008 19:06

Love is friendship caught on fire.  5/1/2008 12:05