A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the sky. Phychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist collects the rent.  6/12/2008 05:46

A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up.  6/11/2008 18:18

The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content.  6/11/2008 09:33

I swear to drunk I'm not God!  6/11/2008 02:21

When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess.  6/10/2008 17:42

It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.  6/10/2008 04:49

If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.  6/9/2008 23:15

History repeats itself, History repeats itself, History repeats itself...  6/9/2008 05:42

The ear of the leader must ring with the voices of the people. [Woodrow Wilson]  By Noor - 6/9/2008 14:30

There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have. [Don Herold]  By Noor - 6/8/2008 09:16