Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.  5/23/2008 18:47

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places, he told me to quit going to those places. [Henny Youngman]  5/23/2008 08:37

Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.  5/23/2008 01:56

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.  5/22/2008 18:44

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: Never Try! [Homer Simpson]  5/22/2008 11:45

On a plumber's truck: We repair what your husband fixed!  5/20/2008 11:41

Pizza shop slogan: 7 days without pizza makes one weak.  5/20/2008 03:35

If you can solve your problem, then what is the need of worrying? If you cannot solve it, then what is the use of worrying?  5/19/2008 18:33

If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.  5/19/2008 03:31

If you decide not to choose then you've already made the wrong choice!  5/18/2008 17:30