If things get better with age, I'm approaching magnificent!  6/2/2008 19:28

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.  6/2/2008 08:45

If we don't know our own history, we are doomed to live it. [Hannah Arendt]  6/2/2008 01:37

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to serve as a horrible warning.  By Mike - 6/1/2008 21:35

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said: No hablo ingles.  5/31/2008 16:19

Parenthood is a priceless gift with an affordable price tag.  5/31/2008 05:14

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!  By Xen - 5/31/2008 03:19

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?  5/29/2008 22:01

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.  5/29/2008 14:39

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.  5/29/2008 08:18