Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.  6/6/2008 14:19

Sexy Computer commands: date, unzip, touch, strip, finger, mount, gasp, yes, uptime.  6/6/2008 16:35

Money doesn't make you happier. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.  6/5/2008 10:31

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?  6/5/2008 05:14

Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back. [Al Bundy]  6/4/2008 16:23

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.  6/4/2008 08:21

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.  By Angela - 6/4/2008 01:53

You have reached middle age when the phone rings on Saturday night, you pray it isn't for you.  6/3/2008 20:12

You will never be promoted until you become over-qualified for your present position.  6/3/2008 10:51

If the human brain was simple enough for us to understand we'd be so simple we couldn't understand.  By Larry - 6/3/2008 02:59