Pizza shop slogan: 7 days without pizza makes one weak.  5/20/2008 03:35

If you can solve your problem, then what is the need of worrying? If you cannot solve it, then what is the use of worrying?  5/19/2008 18:33

If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.  5/19/2008 03:31

If you decide not to choose then you've already made the wrong choice!  5/18/2008 17:30

If you don't have time to do it right, you must have time to do it over.  5/18/2008 07:29

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked to but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected.  By Angela - 5/18/2008 02:37

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.  5/17/2008 20:46

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.  By Angela - 5/17/2008 15:15

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. [Robert Bloch]  5/17/2008 04:39

The least of learning is done in the classrooms. [Thomas Merton]  5/16/2008 13:27