I swear to drunk I'm not God!  6/11/2008 02:21

When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess.  6/10/2008 17:42

It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.  6/10/2008 04:49

If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.  6/9/2008 23:15

History repeats itself, History repeats itself, History repeats itself...  6/9/2008 05:42

The ear of the leader must ring with the voices of the people. [Woodrow Wilson]  By Noor - 6/9/2008 14:30

There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have. [Don Herold]  By Noor - 6/8/2008 09:16

I'd taken three years off to live as a normal person, so this was my first time back into it, and it was kind of shocking, but then it was fun.  By Noor - 6/8/2008 09:00

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard? The space bar.  6/8/2008 04:43

Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.  6/7/2008 05:39